孔雀东南飞

刘树是一位年轻的婚庆司仪兼婚礼策划师，他因为在一次婚礼上揭穿了准新郎的谎言而被开除。误打误撞，来到新公司后，他成了远近闻名的婚庆“试炼师”，专为心存疑虑的新人们进行测试。

　　乐观开朗的诗燕,喜欢中国传统功夫,是王名扬的学员之一，梦想着开一家武馆。两人在学武的过程中互生爱慕,过着幸福甜蜜的生活。王名扬不甘心做一名武术教练,想通过攀登至今无人问鼎的梅里雪山最高峰卡瓦格博,以网络爆红的方式名扬天下。诗燕因患有子宫肌瘤和乳腺纤维瘤想和王名扬说,但始终没有说出口,借口说卡瓦格博峰太危险,劝阻王名扬不要去登顶。但王名扬和直播公司签了登山的“生死协议"",俩人因“放弃理想就是不喜欢"这样捆绑式的爱情没有意义发生争执。王名扬出发时,诗燕还是没有说出自己内心的隐情,诗燕进行了子宫和右侧全乳切除手术，从一个爱笑的女孩变得越来越自卑而不敢去爱。

　　1926年的上海，青年演员宋丹平（张国荣）因主演歌剧迷倒成千上万女性，但对她们他均不动心，单与清纯的富家少女杜云嫣（吴倩莲）坠入爱河。然而因为他的戏子身份，两人恋情曝光后遭到杜云嫣父亲的强行阻止，杜云嫣被禁闭在家，许配给某豪门显贵。与该权贵公子的订婚夜宴上，杜云嫣装病离席私会宋丹平，权贵公子发现后妒火中烧，派人毒打过宋丹平后放火焚烧了剧院，杜云嫣自此成为外人眼中的疯妇，而已成废墟的剧院因为每逢月圆之夜会传来虚无缥渺的歌声，被传是宋丹平的鬼魂作祟。
　　十年后，某个小剧团暂住进被传有鬼的剧院，青年演员韦青（黄磊）遇到如幽灵的宋丹平，爱情悲歌随即再次上演。

　　一千年后的未来，人类被电脑控制，失去了感知和繁殖能力，即将面临灭亡，尤克作为仅存的一小部分抵抗者之一，凭借唯一有感知的神奇右手，穿越到现代，寻找爱情。在一个电闪雷鸣的暴雨之夜，他从天而降，意外砸在呆萌软妹子柳小叶身上。两人从一只酒瓶开启了冒险之旅，在此过程中，尤克发现柳小叶竟然是他命中注定的爱人，可柳小叶却心有所属，世界即将毁灭，真爱将何去何从……

　　The moon rises at a predestined angle and awakens the sleeping Dr. Phibes in 1928, three years after the events of the previous movie. To his dismay, he finds that his house has been demolished and his papyrus scrolls stolen, the scrolls he needs to find the Pharaoh's Tomb in Egypt, where the River of Life flows. After identifying the source of the papyrus theft, he packs and leaves for Egypt with his assistant Vulnavia - whose face displays no effects from the acid shower she received at the end of the previous film (although the character is now played by a different actress, Valli Kemp). His primary goal is the awakening of his dead wife, Victoria.
　　The thieves of Phibes' scrolls suffer an attrition problem as Inspectors Trout and Waverly chase Phibes across the world. The party is led by Beiderbeck (Robert Quarry, best known for playing Count Yorga). Although he looks young, he is several hundred years old and wants to find the River of Life in order to stay alive and be with his lover Diana (Fiona Lewis) forever. This time Phibes' murders all have an Egyptian theme to them; for example, one character is sand-blasted to death. Other deaths include someone being stung to death by scorpions, being eaten by an eagle (in the original script impaled by a gold eagle in the same way a doctor in The Abominable Dr. Phibes was impaled by a golden unicorn), and a golden snake piercing someone's skull.
　　At the climax, Beiderbeck sacrifices his life in order to save Diana. The film ends with Phibes riding a raft down the River of Life with Victoria, while singing "Over the Rainbow" (which is strange, as this film is set in 1928 but "Over The Rainbow" wasn't written until 1938). It is left ambiguous whether Victoria is resurrected or not, although a picture inside the DVD shows her in the raft with her eyes open and smiling at the camera