相约2000年

　　约瑟夫、朱丽丝和阿尔伯特从恶魔岛的监狱里逃跑出来，他们在一个港口闲荡，等着一条船来把他们载走，在这期间，他们决定从一家商店里偷一些东西出来，以便在路上使用，于是，他们想方设法让那个店主聘请他们去为他修理屋顶。在屋顶上，他们就能窥见这一家人的生活了，然后再找到机会下手行窃。依莎贝尔是这个家庭中的一个女儿，今年刚满十八岁，还没有出嫁，而且她正在渴望她的旧日情人保尔，保尔这时已去巴黎。依莎贝尔的父亲菲利科斯很害怕他的表兄安德烈抢占他的商店。过了一段时间，保尔和安德烈一起回到了这个岛上，他们并没有受到欢迎。而那三个修理屋顶的窃贼还未找到下手的时机……

刘树是一位年轻的婚庆司仪兼婚礼策划师，他因为在一次婚礼上揭穿了准新郎的谎言而被开除。误打误撞，来到新公司后，他成了远近闻名的婚庆“试炼师”，专为心存疑虑的新人们进行测试。

彝族姑娘凤美（张静初）嫁给舞龙高手阿龙（印小天）的当晚，因破坏古老族规令阿龙很没面子，不久，凤美想方设法混进阿龙的舞龙队当起龙头，因积极改革舞龙模式将阿龙颜面扫尽，而凤美当着自己的面与暗恋她的酒吧小老板阿聪（崔哲铭）“眉来眼去”，则将阿龙的坏情绪推到高潮，忍无可忍之下，他按风俗与凤美退婚，此举令他失去舞龙队姑娘们的尊重。
　　事后，阿龙追悔莫及，为发泄心中郁闷，他于醉酒后跳上屋顶舞起惊人心魄的醉舞龙，众人惊叹不已之际，凤美也重新对他认识。

　　索努（卡提克·亚利安 Kartik Aaryan 饰）和提图（桑尼·辛格·尼贾尔 Sunny Singh Nijjar 饰）是从小玩到大的青梅竹马，彼此之间的感情非常的要好。索努是一个能说会道眼明耳聪的机灵鬼，深受女士们的喜爱，而提图个性老实腼腆，总是会受那些坏女孩的利用和欺骗。
　　一天，提图告诉索努，他要和一个名叫斯威迪（努西拉特·巴努查 Nushrat Bharucha 饰）的女孩结婚，在提图的描述中，斯威迪美丽善良，是完美的化身，可这个女孩在索努看来，不过又是一个想要利用和伤害提图的坏蛋罢了。为了搅黄这门婚事，索努找来了提图的前女友皮胡（伊希塔·拉吉 Ishita Raj 饰）。

　　一千年后的未来，人类被电脑控制，失去了感知和繁殖能力，即将面临灭亡，尤克作为仅存的一小部分抵抗者之一，凭借唯一有感知的神奇右手，穿越到现代，寻找爱情。在一个电闪雷鸣的暴雨之夜，他从天而降，意外砸在呆萌软妹子柳小叶身上。两人从一只酒瓶开启了冒险之旅，在此过程中，尤克发现柳小叶竟然是他命中注定的爱人，可柳小叶却心有所属，世界即将毁灭，真爱将何去何从……

　　The moon rises at a predestined angle and awakens the sleeping Dr. Phibes in 1928, three years after the events of the previous movie. To his dismay, he finds that his house has been demolished and his papyrus scrolls stolen, the scrolls he needs to find the Pharaoh's Tomb in Egypt, where the River of Life flows. After identifying the source of the papyrus theft, he packs and leaves for Egypt with his assistant Vulnavia - whose face displays no effects from the acid shower she received at the end of the previous film (although the character is now played by a different actress, Valli Kemp). His primary goal is the awakening of his dead wife, Victoria.
　　The thieves of Phibes' scrolls suffer an attrition problem as Inspectors Trout and Waverly chase Phibes across the world. The party is led by Beiderbeck (Robert Quarry, best known for playing Count Yorga). Although he looks young, he is several hundred years old and wants to find the River of Life in order to stay alive and be with his lover Diana (Fiona Lewis) forever. This time Phibes' murders all have an Egyptian theme to them; for example, one character is sand-blasted to death. Other deaths include someone being stung to death by scorpions, being eaten by an eagle (in the original script impaled by a gold eagle in the same way a doctor in The Abominable Dr. Phibes was impaled by a golden unicorn), and a golden snake piercing someone's skull.
　　At the climax, Beiderbeck sacrifices his life in order to save Diana. The film ends with Phibes riding a raft down the River of Life with Victoria, while singing "Over the Rainbow" (which is strange, as this film is set in 1928 but "Over The Rainbow" wasn't written until 1938). It is left ambiguous whether Victoria is resurrected or not, although a picture inside the DVD shows her in the raft with her eyes open and smiling at the camera